JESUS WAS A STONER? WHAT BONG WOULD JESUS SMOKE?

Question: “What is the Christian view of smoking? Is smoking a sin?”

Answer: The Bible never directly mentions smoking.

So whether or not smoking is a sin, is all interpretation.

HOW DOES SMOKING AFFECT HUMAN CONSCIOUSNESS?

I have been a smoker for more than 10 years now. If there is something that I have learned from smoking it is that it alters our consciousness. It deepens our self-awareness. It makes us realize more stuff that we don’t actually realize when we are sober. Jesus used to talk about consciousness or God. He was in touch with the inner energy that each of us has inside. Maybe his depth in consciousness has something to do with Jesus smoking….

“one of the main ingredients of the ancient anointing oil – receiving this oil is what made Jesus the Christ and his followers Christians, then persecuting those who use it could be considered anti-Christ.”

DID JESUS REALLY SMOKE?

Nobody knows that for sure. But what we do know is that priests today use smoke to clear the spirits in churches. Maybe it has to do with Jesus. I mean if you consider all of the proof that has been found in the scriptures about the use of a oil extract and how Jesus would use that to heal eyes and skin, then you know for sure that Jesus would have smoked. What type on bong do you think Jesus would have used to smoke the herb or oil?

EVIDENCE OF THE HOLY OIL TO BE HERB EXTRACT.

Scientists have found out that herb has been used from people for more than 5000 years, so by the time that Jesus was on Earth the herb would have been spread through different cultures some of these cultures would even consider it a holy plant.

Exodus 30:22-36, God gives the ancient Israelites directions for making this holy oil. 

Now this explains a lot. Herb oil is known for curing many diseases from epilepsy to glaucoma. But however, these diseases were known differently in the time when Jesus lived. Whenever someone would have a seizure of epilepsy, they would say that it was a demonic attack and someone had to cast the demons out. Maybe Jesus wasn’t miraculous after all and he just used oils to heal the seizures.

WHAT TYPE OF BONG WOULD JESUS USE?

WOULD JESUS USE AN ILLADELPH?

Jesus definitely would have some type of swag. I can see this being Jesus’s personal piece.I think Jesus would shop at All In 1 Smoke Shop. However maybe Jesus would have prefered a more simple piece. This Illadelph may have been more suited for the Romans.

WOULD JESUS USE A ROOR?

Maybe ROOR would suit Jesus more. ROOR’s are great for passing around when you are smoking with multiple people, I think he would use one of these during his lectures when he would have all his disciples and followers around.

WOULD JESUS USE HEADY GLASS?

I can imagine one of the three wise men giving this to Jesus.This piece looks awfully similar to the Holy Grail. Maybe the interpritations of the Holy Grail are wrong? Maybe it was a bong and not a challace.

MAYBE JESUS WAS FROM THE FUTURE AND VAPED?

You ever thought of that? Jesus was a popular guy, maybe people initially started following him because he had a volcano vape bag?

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